专业英语考试写作可以引用三字经

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　　人之初, At the beginning of life,
　　性本善。sex is good.
　　性相近, Basically, sex is nearly all the same in nature.
- D% K' o8 f- j5 c　　习相远。 But it depends on how the way you do it.
/ b( N( F- w. `7 X4 s7 d$ F5 p　　苟不教, If you do not practice all the time,
% T* e$ l  f, R- e' A　　性乃迁。 sex will leave you.
$ `0 i# u6 M; S3 D　　教之道, During the way of learning it,
% }6 u1 P! x6 [- U　　贵以专。 the successful key is to make love with only one person.
. E! g8 u/ c1 g1 p4 g9 V! d2 S% B　　昔孟母, Previously, a great mother named Mrs. Mon
6 Y' j7 a7 ?; I7 `　　择邻处。 chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
' P& w& v9 s) v　　子不学, She taught her son that "if you doesn’t study hard,
. ^0 j7 I! d7 m7 {5 U) b8 w$ Z5 M　　断机杼。 your dick will become useless and broken.
7 b# I$ H( s8 U1 b% W　　窦燕山, A famous person called Dou,
5 Z3 P  C! R3 g/ K/ h& J% z# }5 _　　有义方。 owned a very effective exciting medicine.
" B3 y5 }. [3 ]% V( b9 {　　教五子, All his five sons took it,
　　名俱扬。 then their sexual ability became well-known.
4 o* |& \& g8 B0 z2 R* A& ]5 I　　养不教, If anyone who have children but they don’t know how to do it,
　　父之过。 it is all the father’s fault.
　　教不严, If they have lots of problems in doing it,
9 {0 |1 }% R# U0 ^% c　　师之惰。 their teacher must be too lazy in telling them the details on sex.
　　子不学, If you refuse to learn sex,
) w# W; f6 S, `6 `) c　　非所宜。 that should be a big mistake.
　　幼不学, If you don’t learn it in childhood,
　　老何为。 you will lose your ability when aged.
' _  S, H* l* U$ e/ q- [( u: z　　玉不琢, If you don’t exercise your dick,
& r& f: T( y7 L7 b7 [/ i　　不成器。 it won’t become hard and strong.
　　人不学, People who don’t learn sex,
　　不知义。 their life will become meaningless