经验分享：搞笑面试英语十大离谱错误

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　　经验分享：搞笑面试英语十大离谱错误：在面试中应聘者经常会出各种错误，现在就让中华考试网为您讲述搞笑面试英语之十大离谱错误吧，看看你是否不幸中招。
　　以下是今年一次调查中的10个真实故事。
　　Here are 10 real-life examples from this year's survey:
　　1.Candidate said she could not provide a writing sample because all of her writing had been for the CIA and it was "classified."
/ D0 a' n( p  N: n" U8 f" U　　应聘者称自己无法提供写作样稿，因为所有的写作都给了中央情报局（CIA）而且它们都属于"机密"件。
　　2.Candidate told the interviewer he was fired for beating up his last boss.
; e6 u1 ^3 J' g# J9 ]- {# Q　　应聘者告诉面试官上次解雇的原因是揍了那位雇主。
　　3.When the applicant was offered food before the interview, he declined saying he didn't want to line his stomach with grease before going out drinking.
　　应聘者拒绝了面试前提供的食物——称自己不想在出去喝酒前用油脂垫肚子。
0 ?8 Z. u* q4 M7 \2 x9 R$ w　　4.An applicant said she was a "people person" not a "numbers person" —— in her interview for an accounting position.
5 m) g4 ]5 l$ P  {2 X7 B4 ?　　应聘者说她是"和人打交道"而不是"和数字打交道"的人——可她面试的职位是会计。
　　5.During a phone interview the candidate flushed the toilet while talking to hiring manager.
　　应聘者在一次电话面试中边和招聘经理谈话边冲马桶。
　　6.The applicant took out a hair brush and brushed her hair.
, I. m8 r2 h7 e1 O6 X' J　　应聘者拿出一把梳子开始梳头。
2 u: a, x* w2 @& f& p1 Y　　7. Candidate answered cell phone and asked the interviewer to leave her own office because it was a "private" conversation.
4 w1 G, W' G* |6 c/ S1 q　　应聘者接到一个电话后要求面试官离开自己的办公室，因为那是一次"私人"谈话。
　　8.Applicant told the interviewer he wouldn't be able to stay with the job long because he thought he might get an inheritance if his uncle died - and his uncle wasn't "looking too good."
　　应聘者告诉面试官这份工作自己做不长，因为他认为在叔叔去世后也许能继承一笔遗产——他的叔叔"看上去不算太好".
　　9.The job seeker asked the interviewer for a ride home after the interview.
　　应聘者问面试官能不能稍后送他/她回家。
　　10.The applicant smelled his armpits on the way to the interview room.
　　应聘者闻着腋窝走进面试房间。