托福雅思极速英语：英文笑话及诗歌欣赏

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　　Part I：极速词法 　　1、appreciation n. 欣赏； 2、down the street沿街；
　　3、umbrella n. 雨伞； 4、cow n. 奶牛；
( Q/ F9 j. k5 T7 z5 m　　5、catch a bad cold患了重感冒； 6、instead of 而不是，替代；
$ f7 D: W# \" D/ {　　7、lazy adj. 懒的； 8、sign vt. 签(名)；
　　9、poem n. 诗歌； 10、daughter n. 女儿；
, i5 \2 x0 ~, W$ H9 f$ Q　　11、from the very start从一开始起；
; E7 B' C( V" [' A7 ]. X% j　　12、You’re all I hoped a daughter would be.我想要的就是你这样的女儿，分毫不差；
5 a9 C: J- k9 i. C　　13、clear adj. 清楚的； 14、goes by经过；
' d0 I5 Z7 {1 \: |　　15、set…aglow 映红了…；16、edelweiss n.(高山)雪绒草；
8 i! L0 e( t3 m% l, N3 j) T- d　　17、greet vt. 问候，迎候；
7 x* P. ~) G# {+ \7 j; M% Q+ _' Z　　18、blossom n.(尤指节果实的树或灌木所开的)花；
3 w9 s4 ~$ k8 N! o　　19、bloom vi. 开花； 20、forever adv. 永远；
　　21、bless vt. 祝福，保佑；22、homeland n. 祖国
3 I0 t( q  x, Z　　Part II：极速句法
　　Jokes
, J* b) x1 H- y/ T9 I7 m　　1.There’s a man down the street who has such big feet that when it rains, he lies down and uses them as umbrellas!
　　2.Last winter, the cow caught such a bad cold that she gave ice cream instead of milk.
　　3.Have you heard about Will Knott? He’s so lazy that he sings his name Won’t.
7 M, |1 h4 L3 \$ V　　Poems
　　My Daughter
5 p+ o/ a  A' _5 p1 K4 m0 J  n　　Dear daughter,
　　I’ve loved you from the very start.
　　You’re all I hoped a daughter would be,
+ k: ~4 b( h9 J2 T* D& _　　and I hope that my love for you is clear for you to see.
　　I try so hard to say the things that I know you need to hear,
　　and not a day goes by
$ H' ]4 R- y" `" D9 X　　when I don’t wish that you were here.
5 }  H6 h* M. p7 l6 l2 I7 L　　And now I’m sending you this message
( U4 f6 {  b1 w6 [% C5 N& N+ U　　because I want you to know
: s6 F$ @& ~) Z　　that you’re the bright star in my life—
  [+ B: C2 ?9 V　　you’ve set my whole world aglow.
　　An English Song
7 U" k# k1 j9 K6 ~/ `　　Edelweiss
　　Edelweiss, edelweiss,
4 @  Z2 v& `+ U1 b4 g　　every morning you greet me.
% E: g' J& f* j; W# q5 N5 @　　Small and white, clean and bright,
　　you look happy to meet me.
　　Blossom of snow, may you bloom and grow,
　　bloom and grow forever.
　　Edelweiss, edelweiss,
$ f+ @* ?7 P+ Z& k5 S  O　　bless my homeland forever.
　　Edelweiss, edelweiss,
　　every morning you greet me.
6 `6 [; ]5 B* M; @( D2 z　　Small and white, clean and bright,
$ Q' ~( t: P; a; U6 n- n1 l　　you look happy to meet me.
　　Blossom of snow, may you bloom and grow,
/ d5 ?! `; [$ y7 Y　　bloom and grow forever.
; D- _& z& i; ]% e+ j- f9 r* |　　Edelweiss, edelweiss,
　　bless my homeland forever.